The Derpyest Page Ever

activelyprocrastinating:

jaclcfrost:

who needs the american dream when you have

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Who needs ANYTHING when you have this?

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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artactually:

Just an observation

I love you so fucking much

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bai-marionette:

koropendora:

blnandrsn:

fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships

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Last updated: April 5th 1897

get out

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rnilkbreath:

eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:

  1. punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
  2. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one

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bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

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eamuu:

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eamuu:

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